Monday, 2 August 2010

I Need Direction

Okay, everyone. Here are the important bits!

General Info

Date: Sunday 8th August
Time: 5:30pm to 11:30pm

The address of the gallery is:
Jasmine Cottage
117 Chaddesden Lane
DE21 6LL

And it looks like this.

Directions:

For those getting a Taxi
Ask for Chaddesden Lane; look out on your right hand side for a church. When you see this, ask to stop. On the left hand side of the road, a few feet up from the church, is Jasmine Cottage; you will see signs there saying ‘Art Gallery’ on an adjoining fence. Enter the courtyard through the door in the fence, and follow signs to the gallery.

For those with a Car
The main thing here is to get onto Nottingham Road.
From Derby, the best way to do this is via The Cock Pitt onto St Alkmund’s Way and then head up to Pentagon Roundabout. Take the third exit onto the A52. Carry on into Chaddesden, passing the Cemetery and Fire Station. You will come to a gas station and a row of shops on the LEFT. Immediately after these, turn into the left, which is Chaddesden Lane. Head up here for half a mile, until you see a church on your right hand side. When you see this, find a place to park; probably best to park down Church Lane, also on your right.
Opposite church lane is Jasmine Cottage; you will see signs there saying ‘Art Gallery’ on an adjoining fence. Enter the courtyard through the door in the fence, and follow signs to the gallery.
From Nottingham, I’d check google maps if I were you. I’m tired of writing directions.

For Those Without a Car
Take one of these busses from the Bus Station...



to Chaddesden Lane End. The bus will tell you when this stop is, because Trent Barton busses are clever.

If you are coming from Derby, double back from the bus stop, passing the Toby Carvery and take the first right, onto Chaddesden Lane.

If you are coming from Nottingham, cross the road near the nearest traffic lights, walk past the row of shops on your left hand side and head up Chaddesden Lane.

Then carry on up Chaddesden Lane for about half a mile, staying on the left hand side. The going is slightly awkward because the pavement doesn’t carry on constantly on both sides (bad design) but after a while you will pass a church on the right hand side. Just after this you will meet probably the most difficult part of the journey, literally creeping along a wall outside a house to avoid getting squashed.

This, my friends, is what you call a Death Wall.

This house is Jasmine Cottage; when you have finished creeping along the death wall, you will be able to escape into a fenced area. Let yourself in through the door, and you will find yourself in a courtyard. Then simply follow signs to the gallery.

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Remember, if you need to contact me for any reason, write to...

jbmoore@live.co.uk

Also anyone who hasn't got my mobile number can request it.

Make way for film!
Jim

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